Thursday, 30 July 2015

Nawalisation (pronounce - novelisation)

The feeling that you get when you have a hundred ideas in your head but somehow the universe cocks you a snook and tells you that you can't apply ANY of them to your work!

Outcome: Look for more novel ideas to get your job done.

Tuesday, 28 July 2015

Bucketlist of Sports

The superhero that Baahubali is, he demonstrates his macho-ism by engaging in several body bending acrobatics and other super hero stuff. Here is a list:

  • Underwater Tattooing
  • Avalanche Skateboarding
  • Cliff Hanging to Death
  • Wild Snake Charming
  • In Flight Archery
  • Arrow Rain Dodging
  • Enormous Linga Lifting
  • Burning Chariot Riding
  • Spiderman Wall Scaling
  • Cartwheel Sword Wielding

That's all folks!

Wednesday, 22 July 2015

SQL Swag

Bade bade tables mein choti choti deriyaan hoti rehti hain Senorita!

Monday, 20 July 2015

Requirement finalisation

Business: So we need more features in the dummy one before your dependency is released.

Tech: Hmm. So you need an MVP of MVP.

Business: Umm, yeah! Kinda!

Tech: Technically, it is a MVMVP, a minimum viable minimum viable product.

Business: Whoa!

Saturday, 18 July 2015

The HTML understanding

Noob: So I need to do make some awesome charts on d3. What all do I need to learn.

Pro: You should know java script. But I am assuming you already now HTML and css.

Noob: Of course, head body and all that right?

Pro: Yeah, correct!

Noob: Woh tail bhi hota hain na?