Words to Shun - Part 1

Cultural Avalanche

What the word means?
Infuse so many values into the organization/project/employees that it becomes an avalanche and drowns everyone with its aggression and speed, thereby igniting a keen a sense of belonging and oneness among all stakeholders.

What the user meant when he used it?
Probably the same thing as above!

Why should you shun it?
Because he meant the same thing and it makes the listener feel left out.

Pretentious Rating: 4 stars

Nawalisation (pronounce - novelisation)

The feeling that you get when you have a hundred ideas in your head but somehow the universe cocks you a snook and tells you that you can't apply ANY of them to your work!

Outcome: Look for more novel ideas to get your job done.

Bucketlist of Sports

The superhero that Baahubali is, he demonstrates his macho-ism by engaging in several body bending acrobatics and other super hero stuff. Here is a list:

• Underwater Tattooing
• Avalanche Skateboarding
• Cliff Hanging to Death
• Wild Snake Charming
• In Flight Archery
• Arrow Rain Dodging
• Enormous Linga Lifting
• Burning Chariot Riding
• Spiderman Wall Scaling
• Cartwheel Sword Wielding

That's all folks!

SQL Swag

Bade bade tables mein choti choti deriyaan hoti rehti hain Senorita!

Requirement finalisation

Business: So we need more features in the dummy one before your dependency is released.

Tech: Hmm. So you need an MVP of MVP.

Business: Umm, yeah! Kinda!

Tech: Technically, it is a MVMVP, a minimum viable minimum viable product.

Business: Whoa!

The HTML understanding

Noob: So I need to do make some awesome charts on d3. What all do I need to learn.

Pro: You should know java script. But I am assuming you already now HTML and css.

Noob: Of course, head body and all that right?

Pro: Yeah, correct!

Noob: Woh tail bhi hota hain na?